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Fantasy Football is Stale — Here’s How We’re Fixing It

Fantasy Football is Stale — Here’s How We’re Fixing It

Fantasy football hasn't changed in 20 years.
Same drafts. Same sleepers. Same injuries that ruin your season in Week 3.

Let’s call it what it is, boring.

Welcome to PickPunk: Where Fantasy Football Grows a Spine

We’re done with spreadsheets, “start/sit” guesswork, and leagues that reward luck more than skill. If you're sick of playing the same game as your uncle's office league, you're in the right place.

We’ve built two new formats that actually test your football brain, not your draft day Wi-Fi signal.


🚀 Mode 1: FOOTRACE

Forget your draft. Footrace is about momentum.
Each week, you choose a squad of players who you think will outscore everyone, and you ride them until they flop.

If they crush it, you keep rolling. If not?
Hit reset and build a new lineup, but you’ll lose your streak, and your edge.

🔥 Skill matters. You’ll have to weigh consistency, matchups, and sneaky trends like a data-fed assassin.


💀 Mode 2: SURVIVOR

Pick one player.
Every week.
No repeats.

Survivor is fantasy football distilled to its most ruthless form. Pick the wrong RB in Week 6? You're toast.

Survive 18 weeks and climb the leaderboard with icy precision.
This mode is for sharks only.


🎯 Built Different — On Purpose

  • No Drafts. No Auto-Picks. No Bullsh*t.

  • Point systems based on real stats: Red zone targets, air yards, pressure rates, we don't just track TDs, we track the game beneath the surface.

  • Weekly and seasonal prizes (legally structured to avoid gambling laws).

  • Rankings from our own AI-powered algorithm, not some recycled blogger cheat sheet.


🤘 Why You Should Join

  • You want to actually win because you’re smart, not lucky.

  • You’re sick of 10-player benches and kicker roulette.

  • You want edge, strategy, and weekly flex over your friends.


💥 TL;DR: This Ain’t Your Grandpa’s Fantasy League

Fantasy football has gone soft. We’re here to fix that.
Join Footrace. Dominate Survivor.
Play smarter. Talk louder. Win bigger.


🚨 Ready to Shake Up Sundays?

➡️ Join the Waitlist
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➡️ Invite friends, get rewards